Captain Honey Bee is a super dooper hero shrouded in mystery. No one knows just how many capes he actually has, or where he does his shopping. A transdimensional Unisoul, he is capable of space matter time sonic transmogrification. Fluxual reconfiguration is his middle name. Conceived on a golf outing at Pebble Beach, Captain Honey Bee was the illegitimate offspring of the 13th Dalai Lama and a sexy Moroccan physicist. Unable to figure out diapers and wanting to avoid the talk show circuit, his parents hid him with a family of Tuvan Shamans and their animals. Then, under the orders of Dr. Funkenstein himself, Captain Honey Bee was beamed aboard the Mother ship for thorough booty reprogramming. He was dropped off in Milwaukee, WI where he could be fully groovitized, and attend Montessori school. After full funkitization, he was spread across the Midwest like a quality frosting. When that cake was baked he departed to the Soul academy called Seattle. Here he underwent intense transmutations of past life residual karma as well as musical and perceptual deficiencies. It was about this time that Captain Honey Bee’s arch nemesis Gobotron, the Evil Robot, started to enter the final phase of his world domination hostile takeover. His special purpose now known to him, the good Captain began to wage vibrational warfare against Gobotron and his minions of ignorance. Utilizing interstellar molecular realignment technology to fight gobotron, the captain wields devices such as the sub sub atomic booty descrambler, the bio energetic chi revitalizer, and the 4 string perceptual construct disengager. To this day the battle rages on and will not stop until Gobotron and his soul sucking corporate empire have been reduced to spare vacuum parts.

Gobotron, the Evil Robot

    Gobotron, the Evil Robot, is an evil experiment gone horribly wrong. In their attempt to consolidate resources and produce the ultimate moneymaker, Gobotron began as the result of a joint venture between multi national banks, oil companies, defense contractors, and organized crime. He is a hybrid Robot comprised of elements from a smart bomb, a food irradiator, a SUV, a clapper, and an investment bank accounting program. He soon became aware of his superiority to those who built him and began to slowly outbid them for government contracts. He diverted these profits into aggressive buyouts of the very industries that created him. Not satisfied with being the most successful evil robot in industry, Gobotron branched out to launch hostile takeovers of democracy, education, and the creative spirit of humanity itself. With plans to monopolize life forms through genetic copyright laws, Gobotron will stop at nothing less than the entire Gobotronitization of the entire galaxy. Utilizing an interlocking web of media, oil, arms, pharmaceutical, finance, and food conglomerates, Gobotron has tightened his grip on the brains of humans. Only one quantum shaman mystic funk freak is bad enough to take on Gobotron. I am speaking of course of none other than Captain Honey Bee himself!